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A Pastor tells of a time, during the early years of his preaching ministry, when he was due to lead a crusade meeting in a town in the Outback, and he needed to mail a letter. He said to a little boy in the main street "excuse me John how do I get to the post office," the little boy replied "how did you know my name was John" the Pastor said "I guessed", the little boy said "well guess your way to the Post Office."
The little boy finaly relented and gave him directions, The Pastor said thank you and added "If you come to the central Baptist church tonight, I'll tell you how to get to heaven." The little boy replied, "No thanks, you don't even know how to get to the post office!"