Everloving Husband:

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home? When it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150."
The man replied, Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.