The end is near:

Pastor Jim and pastor Stephen were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!," to show to passing cars.
The first car that came along and the driver didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them: "Why don’t you mind your own business you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, They both looked at each other, and Pastor Jim said....."Do you think we should just put up a sign that says: 'bridge out' instead ?"